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tengotthekitty: = i need that pencil ruler thing like now.
mroctopussbrains: Black kid 1: We about to go get twisted. Ya comin’ or what? Black kid 2: Nah, man. I gotta hit the books, man. Black kid 1: Aight. Black kid 2: -proceeds home to take a hit from his bong named “The Books”-
mroctopussbrains: School is like a boner, it’s long and hard. Unless you’re asian.
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